"If you don't know how many times you've had anal sex, then you had a lot of anal sex!"

John: "If you don't know how many times you've had anal sex, then you've had a lot of anal sex."

Rachel: "UGH! What the fuck?!?! Fine!! I'll let you fuck me in the ass if you'll just shut the fuck up!! Okay?!"

Hey, what do you know? You actually pestered me into letting you stick it in my booty hole. As I turn around and bend over, I say, "But you better lube that shit up good, or I'm gonna' be pissed."