"I think my cock may be of some help to you..."

Ms. Turner blushes scarlet and stands up suddenly.

"What did you just say?!" she shrieks.

You squirm uncomfortably in your chair. This wasn't how you expected her to react. She grabs the phone and furiously dials a number.

"Jim?" she asks angrily. "Yes, I need you in my office, now!"

She slams the receiver back down and glares at you hatefully.

"I bet you think you're real funny, you little shit... well, you're in for a world of trouble."

A muscular security guard enters shortly afterward and leads you out.

Ms. Turner agrees not to press charges as long as you are expelled. The school, happy to avoid a lawsuit, quickly obliges and you are kicked out a month before graduation. You are now the object of scorn for your parents and unimpressive to potential employers. But, hey! At least your friends still think you're cool... kinda.

THE END