"I once streaked at an old persons' home"

"I reckon it was Sam," Alan pointed accusingly. "She doesn't wear shoes, obviously she's not going to wear clothes."

"Excuse me!" Sam shot back with a shocked expression, "What kind of woman do you think I am?"

"Don't act like you didn't give the druggie house in Vancouver a show," Alan shot back.

"I reckon it was Alan," Akila pointed at the Asian, "he just wanted to give the old folks a heart attack and finish them off."

"What, with his rolls covering up his cock?" Abby shot back as Alan glared at her.

"I think it was Abby," Andrew chimed in, "she's been at all the parties."

"Yeah, the young people's parties!" Abby interjected, "Not hanging out with Mabel and Gertrude..."

"I hope it was Abby," Alan gave her a creepy stare while she glared back at him with disgust, "but I'm sticking with Sam."

"I reckon it was Abby..." Sam said with an air of cattiness.

"I mean, Hammo has fucked around, I'm sure he's done a few stints," Abby butted in.

"Alright guys, time to vote," Rodney piped in.

"I'm going with Sam," Alan said, "and I'm Sher-locking it in" he told the camera.

"I really think it was Alan," Akila began, "but it's funner to think it was one of the girls so I'm going with Abby."

"I'm going with Abby as well," Sam said.

"I'm going with Sam," Andrew tied up the vote.

"Well fuck you guys," Abby said with a defiant defensiveness, "I'm voting Sam."

"Well, that's 3 Sam to 2 Abby," Rodney began pulling the other card out, "the real answer was..."