"I have to go to cheerleader practice with Amy!"

OK, so I lied. I was really going to meet Johnny, a football player from the local university. I had noticed Johnny when he was still in high school. He was sooo sexy! He was over six feet tall with broad shoulders and a great smile. I could never get him to notice me. But last week I ran into him at the store and he asked me to meet him. He said he wanted to take me for a ride. I figured he must have gotten a new car. I ran to the corner to meet him, and as I reached for the door of his car, he said "Wait a minute, you have to take off your underwear first."