"I have a wife!"

You frown at her implications and answer: "I have a wife!" The woman just chuckles more and, her eyes are gleaming with mischief.

"So?", she says, "shall I enslave the two of you together? Those are my favorite trainings. Turning a loving couple into my personal dog and bitch. There's just so much more you can do with a male and a female ****. Much more variety. Like having the little bitch licking me while fucking the shaggy dog's ass with a strap-on. Or making the good little dog fuck me while I flog the wife." She grins.

You are sure you have never heard someone talking like that in your whole life.