"I am Linus"

"Well," you say, with a sigh. "I guess we better get a move on. The meeting will start soon."
Sarah smiles tiredly; "Yeah I suppose we should." She stands up off her desk and checks her pockets before slowly moving to the door. You move to follow, but feel a slight discomfort. Nature calls. You catch up to Karen and say; "Hey I just need the bathroom, meet you there?" She nods, gives you a light peck on the lips and you part ways. Quickly you make your way to the bathroom. It wouldn't do to be late for the managers meeting, especially since the new bosses could be there. You walk briskly along the corridor, and turn the corner, making your way for the men's. Suddenly, you are stopped in your tracks by a bloodcurdling scream from the women's bathroom. Its followed by a series of whimpers and cries for help.