"Everything About Us Is a Lie"

"Everything about us is a lie," said Buffy. Willow had a confused look, so Buffy continued: "You're the lesbian witch, independent and powerful. I'm the slayer, the ultimate female empowerment. Even I flirted with lesbianism--I dated Faith without anyone knowing. But you know why I did it? When it came down to it? To piss off my mom and to turn on guys. The two reasons. My mom freaked, and gave into my every demand. And guys... Well, Giles was the only one in the Scoobies who knew, and he masturbated watching us. He thought we didn't knew, but hell, he was the reason we were doing it."

"I don't understand..." said Willow.

"You wanted to piss off your mother, that's a given. You wanted to turn on Xander, and steal him away from Anya. That's why you got Tara. Don't you see?"

It all clicked for Willow.

"Don't you hate the feeling of breasts rubbing up against each other? Don't you hate the taste of a pussy?" said Buffy. Willow nodded. "I know I do. But I did it all anyways so guys could watch. That's the thing--you the witch, me the slayer--it all comes down to cock. They can send the world's most powerful monsters against me and all that can defeat me is one hot guy's cock. Like Angel's. Like Spike's."

"Wow..." said Willow.

"Go up there. Strip naked. Let him do everything he wants to you, and you'll orgasm like you can't imagine. Be his. Don't be yourself, your own power. Submit."

Andrew would have been waiting for Willow up stairs, but he had already cum listening to Buffy talk.

He had run back to the kitchen, to wait for her when she came up. When she did, she was smiling, and oh yeah, naked.

"Wait," said Andrew as she approached. He tested his luck. "I want you to find a female friend first."

He was eager to test out Buffy's theory of women hating lesbianism, but doing it for men.