"Code Bare"

You sat in your dorm, studying at your desk. Yes, studying. You may have looked like an enormous jock, but the star football team position was just a side gig. You were actually a psychology major with aims of becoming an anthropologist. Human behavior always did fascinate you, even if that intellectual interest clashed with your overdeveloped pituitary gland and genuine enjoyment of working out.

You managed to luck out and wind up with no roommate. You even pulled the two beds together to make a larger one and used the extra space for a console gaming setup. The dorms weren't so bad once you got used to the communal shower. It was just a shame that Wendy had opted for different lodging arrangements than the dorm, otherwise you could meet up more.

Speaking of, the alert from your phone caught your attention, if only because you recognized that tone your phone played. You grabbed it from where it sat on your desk, unlocking it and heading to the dorm's very own group chat message board.

> [Code Bare]

You couldn't help but snicker. You knew what that meant! As did everyone else. Immediately you could hear the dorm spring to life as nerds, jocks, co-eds, and frat boys alike all scrambled to make it look like they were doing some mundane activity in the hallway, or just some excuse to leave their room door open and do something that gave them a view out into the hall for what would come next. As for you, you just remained where you were. You at least looked presentable in your baggy jeans, muscle T, running sneakers, and clean socks and boxer-briefs. Though probably overdressed compared to the guest you were about to receive.

See, it was Thursday at 5pm. And that meant the odds of this happening were probably 50/50 according to one of the dorm residents who was taking statistics, give or take some to account for weather variables, of course. Thus, the RA created 'Code Bare.' This simple two-word phrase, when posted on the dorm's online board by the first person who knew it was a definite happening, was an immediate signal to get into the most optimal position to enjoy the show!

Of course, you didn't budge an inch. After all, you didn't need to get into position to enjoy the show.

You were the main attraction's presenter!