"Blue vein sausage"

"Well, I got some prime blue vein sausage for you to enjoy..." I say with a smile.

"Sausage for desert?" Millie asks with a confused look on her face.

"Well, a special sausage" I reply.

"Emmhhh... So where are we going to eat this weird sausage?" She asks, still seeming confused.

"It is a special type of sausage I reply, it is very similar to 'tube steak' if you get what I mean?" I say as I stroke her hand with my finger.

"Matt, that is very juvenile of you" Millie replies. "I am not just going to be giving it up for you buying me dinner" she continues.

"I am heading home now, thanks for dinner" she says as she gets up to leave.

"Oh, by the way, do me a favour and lose my number" she says as she walks out.