!

I thought about the way that clerk in the shop had humiliated me. He was willing to make sex a nightmare for me, so I'd do the same to him, striking where it would hurt most: his ego.

"Remember that clerk?" I asked. At the Genie's nod I said "I wish that from now on any woman he fucks--" wait, he didn't exactly fuck me. He probably treated a lot of his other victims the same. I needed to make this more specific. "I wish that from now on his sperm would turn every woman it touches into a raging lesbian, and they'd all make a point to let him know that he's such a lousy lay it turned them gay."

"Done," the genie replied. I grinned. All those women humiliating him... I wanted to be the first. Wait. Was I gay? I thought about the hottest guys I knew -- nothing. I thought about the girls, and felt myself getting wet. I wanted to fuck them all! Holy shit, I was gay!

"Genie!" I yelled. "I said 'from now on!' I didn't mean to include me!"

The genie shrugged. "I granted your wish exactly as you said it."

"So why am I gay?"

"Because there is still some of his sperm in your system. Had you not wanted your first wish to affect you, you should have waited longer to make it."

The logic was impeccable. Still...

"Change me back!"

"I'm sorry mistress," the Genie reminded me, "but you may use only one wish at a time." With that he vanished in a cloud of smoke, leaving only that damned dildo.