Surprises

You knew you should have let the gas station boy change your oil instead of letting him bend you over the car. Now you're stuck out in the suburbs with no real sign of help - or sex - anywhere.You find it extremely frustrating in these hot summer days to keep your hands from frigging yourself. You decide its time to venture outside of your Primera for help with your engine - and your car.

After several hundred metres of tree and sidewalk, you notice something approaching you on the horizon. As it draws near, you make out the shape of a head,a torso and an enormous bulge - you cant mistake that because your such an expert!

He approaches, a man of around 23, handsome face, great body and the biggest bulge this side of the equator. "Hi my name is {firstname} {lastname}. Are you lost?" your glance still on his groin, you reply "my car is broken about 400 hundred metres that way."

"Let me take you to a phone nearby. Thers one at the college I teach at. Or if you want, I could ring them myself and you can wait for the tow truck man for some assistance."