One Man, Alien Enhancements, and a Horde of Horny Women

Your head is pounding as you slowly open your eyes. The last thing you remember is lying in bed and now you wake to find yourself lying on what feels like a cold metal table in a strange, white room with a bizarre contraption above your head that looks like a sphere with what appears to be surgical equipment sticking out of it, while wearing just your boxers. Your eyes strain against the brightness in the room as you sit up and immediately think that you are still asleep as you gaze upon the bizarre creature in the room with you. You immediately recognize it from all those sci-fi films you have seen as what is usually called a grey. It is short, with big eyes and a small mouth, though what surprises you the most is the creepy grin it has on its face.

"Finally, you're awake," it says with an incredible sarcastic tone in its voice, "You think we have all day to wait around for you, we have a very busy schedule you know!" "Uhh?" is all you can muster as a response as you stare at the thing. You have no idea what to do as it flings some clothes it was carrying at you. "Come on we don't have all day, we have people to abduct, cows to mutilate, rednecks to probe. Get dressed while we walk." You do as it says, and follow after it as it walks through a door that slides open at its approach, struggling to get the clothes on as you go. You notice that your body seems to be a lot more toned than it used to be, as you no longer had that tubby belly and your muscles are more defined than they used to be. Also, pulling on the pair of jeans you recognize as being the jeans you had on last night you can't help but notice that there seems to be less room for your crotch than there used to be.

"You're probable wondering why you're here," it tells you as you walking alongside it pulling on your t shirt (again your own), "Well, we have been abducting members of your race for quite a while now, and we now feel we know enough to help improve your species." It pauses for a moment to light a 'cigarette'. You recognize the brand on the side as being one of the more popular ones, and this actually seems to make things seem even weirder than they already were. It takes a puff before continuing, "We feel that among your kind the 'wrong' type of people breed, and so we decided to pick a select few of the type we prefer and 'enhance' them in order to make them more appealing to the opposite sex. As you can tell we chose you to be one of those select few." You pass by a few other aliens as you walk through corridors, at one point passing a window that looked into another room where you saw what looked liked a redneck being probed up the arse by a couple of bored looking aliens, one of whom had a cigar dangling from his mouth while the other was busy making his way through a six pack of lager. "We have made some enhancements to you, the most obvious is the resculpting of your body and increase to your penile length," the alien beside you tells you before stopping in front of a door that doesn't immediately open and presses a button which lights up and then leans against the wall opposite, "Also, we have given you certain other abilities. For instance, you now don't need a recovery period to get it back up again and many women of a certain type will be turned on just by your presence." It stops again to take a puff from its cigarette, and you finally get the chance to form some words into a sentence. "What do you mean, what have you done to me? Resculpting? Penile length? Certain type? What are you on about? Whats going on here?" you sputter out, before hearing a ding dong noise and the door you're waiting near swooshes open. The alien beckons you to follow it into what appears to be a lift and then presses a button once you both are inside it, causing the doors to close and the sounds of the lift moving starts. "What we mean by resculpting is that we took the fat from you and made you stronger, what we mean by penile length is that we increased your cock length to 12 inches and increased its width to 3 inches in diameter, and what we mean by making you more desirable is that many women, particularly those of certain slutty mindsets, will want to fuck you against their better judgment, though they won't try to jump you the moment they see you or fuck you continuously, that would be silly. Imagine trying to go to the shops to get something to eat with that kind of thing happening." The lift noise stops and the doors swish open to reveal the underside of a strange spacecraft, and what looks like a field about ten feet below. Looking out at this you don't notice the alien go behind you and shove you hard, pushing you out of the lift.

You let out a scream until you land on a big pile of hay below, looking back up you notice the alien looking down at you still smoking its cigarette. "Sorry about this," it shouts at you, "We're on a schedule, no time to take you home. You're in America somewhere, hope that's okay. Oh by the way, don't bother trying to use a condom or anything as your ejaculations will just burst through them, and the other chemicals in your jism will counteract the effect of the pill. We ARE trying to get you to breed after all, and the women won't care, a side effect of them finding you irresistible." With that the lift doors close and the lift shoots back up into what you can now see is a giant flying saucer! You see two aliens on the ground near you, standing over a cow corpse. "Are you done mutilating it yet?" one of them asks the other. "Yep," says the other, "Sorry about that, I just love my job too much." The two of them touch bracelets on their side and a light beams down onto them from the spacecraft before disappearing a haze of lights. The spacecraft them turns and shoots off out of sight.

Lying there on the pile of hay you wonder what you're going to do. Thankfully you think you can feel a wallet in your jeans, but not sure if you have any money in it. Still, you have no idea what you're supposed to do now?