Femdom TV

You were walking in the rain. You'd just brought a porno about dominant women. You went to get a taxi cab. There were two people already in there. A gypsy came by and tried to get in.

"Can you make room?" she asked.

"Sorry, lady, it's filled," you said. You told the driver to drive. She muttered some gypsy curse at you.

You get home and turn on the television. I Dream of Genie is on, but it's different. Genie's holding a whip and whipping her master. "I am the master!" she says.

"What the hell?" you say out loud. You change the channel.

"Who's going to the moon now, bitch?" Alice from the Honeymooners says as she whips her husband.

You change the channel again.

"Today we're going to make a strap-on out of maple leaves and butter," Martha Stewart says.

The channel starts to change by itself really fast. It's so fast you can't see what's on. You get sucked into the television.