Ding Dong Avon Calling

All I get are old ladies buying cheap skin care moisturizers and even cheaper perfume. But on the occasion I see a young man or lady not know I am there and stumble in wearing underwear and then getting all embarrassed and running away I find it is all worth it. Mind you I am not a pervert or anything but give me an innocent young thing to seduce...one that managed to graduate high school and still be a virgin...and I am in seventh heaven.

I wear a very tasteful conservative outfit as I make my door to door rounds. My hair done up in a tight very black bow. A plain jacket and matching full length skirt...but under it...well lets hope you get a chance to find out soon.

Well this house looks promising. I go to the door and ring the bell, as it opens I start my speech......"Good morning my name is Mary Rose I am your local representative for beauty and skin care products, I am sure I have something you would love to see and try out and there is no cost or obligation, may I have the courtesy of your kitchen table...with that I start to walk in" Trying desperately to hide me excitement of this lovely creature (OH PLEASE GOD BE HOME ALONE).