MegaMuffin

Virgin

Last seen 9 years ago

Gender: Male

Birthday: -

Location: -

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Read erotica. Read things that are not erotica.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Literary fiction, genre fiction, biographies, all sorts of shit.

My favorite word for "penis" is: Purple-headed yogurt-slinger

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet

I write erotica because: If I'm going to be thinking about sex constantly, I might as well write some of it down.

In conclusion, I am: Human