Pornstars vs. Celebrities vs. Everday women

My names joseph and i am a young 30 year old bar owner in a small town of middle america. I have been blessed with a will for hard work and good relationships. Recently while driving home from work one warm summer night my life was forever changed in the most incredible of ways. I was witness to the **** of an extraterrestrial being who happened to have wandered into the road like some kind of stupid ass space deer. The little guy didn't do much damage to the old ford, but he was most definitely not feeling well. I noticed in his hand there was this mini slot machine that he held to me as the last words he spoke rang to my ears " choose 3 a pornstar, a celebrity, and a everyday woman for your entertainment young man." I felt him hand it over more than i actually saw it take place, and th world seemed to fade away as if my mind was joined into the slot machine and I saw the possibilities. Staring down at the machine i could see three windows on the front face of it. The tiny handle was solid and didn't feel brittle at all, in fact the relic seermed almost impeccable built. Being distracted in my thoughts i almost missed the young alien gray die and mystify. I waited till it was over and got in my truck and drove home. Being a single man there would be no disturbing me as i experimented with the slot machine.