Getting A Job

I sat down at the computer and proceeded to begin searching for a job. It was summer, I had nothing to do, and I realized I was in **** need of money. I said to myself, Jane, get off your ass and get a job! Here is what I found as potential jobs:

Adult Movie Actress- $10/hr, MUST NOT BE SHY

Waitress- $6/hr

Internet Pornography Model- $10/hr

there was also one that was unidentified-

LOOKING FOR 18/yr old girls, $100/day, call 555-5555 if interested!