Alone in your Home

You sit alone amidst the silence of your Seattle apartment, the gloominess of Christmas Eve a perfect reflection of your melancholy mood. The city outside is blanketed in an eerie mist, the only sound being the occasional passing car splashing through puddles. You're finally done with your shift at the data center and have two days off before having to drag yourself back on the 26th. Thousands of miles away from your family in sunny Georgia, already missing the warmth of the southern holidays.

Your phone buzzes, a TikTok video loading to break the monotony. The kid is dancing, flexing muscles that look carved from marble. You watch as he does his thing and waits for the likes to roll in. It makes you feel small, inadequate.

Your last romance ended badly. Jessica explained it was time to move on because the sex was just "awful." Her words. Then she went and got a new boyfriend, some guy from their office named Todd. Online sleuthing revealed he was hung like a horse. Of course.

Lost in thought, another buzz grabs your attention. An anonymous number. "See 3 inches by New Year's." The link looks legit enough. Free trial, paid shipping. What do you have to lose? Clicking purchase, you're shocked when a confirmation text comes back immediately saying it shipped. In under two hours, the package arrives.

Without expectation you open the box. Bottle of pills and a tub of cream. Instructions say apply and take one orally at bedtime. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, you suppose. In the bathroom, you massage the cool lubricant into your meek manhood. The gel tingles. A pill and a drink of water later, you're browsing the usual sites, one hand busy with your newly sensitive parts.

Before you know it, tingling turns to vibrating, vibrating to throbbing, throbbing to an explosion of sensation, a sense of climax building deep in your loins. The orgasm crashes through your body like a freight train, back arching, toes curling, vision whiting out as you spend yourself in thick spurts. As it fades, you collapse into bed, the last thought before drifting off, "That was intense..."