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Chapter 54
by noneya789
that's not good
team meeting team battle
Mark stared at Lucy who somehow managed to look scary after a facial.
Mark: “ Sillica ate your armor.”
Lucy: “ I know.”
Mark: “ Esla egged me on and I didn't know you were there!”
Lucy wiped some jizz from her eyes as she talked, holding up her hand “ Last chance Mark!You really can't think of what I want to talk about!?”
Mark looked at the others for help Tal'E was healing the fainted Esla, Marcella was taking pictures of the whole scene. Sillica and Henrietta had divided themselves into mini slimes, some of whom were keeping guard most of them were absorbing the sticky mess.
Mark: “ Sillica?”
Lucy: “ YOUR GOD DAMM COCK BUTTER!!”
Mark was shocked that Lucy was so upset at what was clearly a blessing
Mark: “ I told you I got a job right? Well it was sexual sage I get magic jizz and some sex related perks.”
Lucy: “ That doesn't explain you radiating mana, or you trading blows with Andra till your mom had to stop you!”
Mark: “ I got lucky?”
Lucy had been yelling but suddently went silent.
Mark looked at her hoping that the yelling would start again. Instead Lucy summoned her handheld from the armor core.
Mark yelled: “ Lucy stop!”
Lucy looked at Mark on the verge of crying “I thought we would never need to do this, that we shared everything! I thought that after you got over your hang up we would be peas in a pod. But your hiding things! Things that are getting us in danger! We could of all been killed or worse! Adventure Dex! Identify Mark G Gollantalk!”
Mark felt the magic hit his everything as the Adventure Dex compiled all of his information and displayed it on a screen of light.
Mark had been waiting for the right moment to explain his gifts ,but as Lucy and Tal'E read Marks stats in shock he realized he should of pressed the issue.
Lucy sighed: “ I can see why you had some trouble breaking the news Mr. I have 4 jobs.”
Tal'E: “ Do you even know what sexual sage does!? The last one had a city as his harem!”
Mark cringed as the yelling continued for several minutes only stopping when Marcella flew over.
Lucy: “ And who the fuck is this! When did you meet a succubus?”
Marcella: “ Hold on little miss, I've been here longer then you.”
Lucy: “ Bullshit!!!!”
Tal'E grabbed the Adventure Dex: “ {IDENTIFY}!”
Adventure dex: “ Error creature is extinct. Warning! Prolonged contact may result in addiction.”
Marcella: Snatched away the Adventure dex as Lucy and Tal'E stared. “ In case you lot have forgotten we are in the labyrinth! Mark control your bitches!”
Mark drew his sword and shield Lucy stared in defiance Tal'E raised her staff.
Mark: “ I know we really need to touch base, but in case you haven't noticed we are down two slimes.”
Lucy summoned her hammer and pulled out a blue armor that she started to strap it on while complaining. “ ….. I swear if you pull out any more bullshit powers before we talk I will put you in the book of grudges.”
Mark: “ I will tell you everything as soon as I can. By the way Sillica is a special slime.”
Lucy slammed on her helmet then went to collapse the tent. Tal'E cast {RESTORE}on Esla waking her up.
Esla: …. What's going on? I thought I would be waking up a lot later? Why are you all armed?”
Lucy: “The Slimes have run off, and Mark is begging for domestic ****.”
Tal'E: “ Did you know he was a Sexual Sage!? There hasn't been one in a century!”
Esla jumped to her feat: “ Oi bastard, did you take my job!”
Mark: “ Take is a strong word.”
Esla's Guitar flew into her hands she hit a few cord and her clothes appeared.
Mark: “ See! I'm not like that last guy! I can explain everything after we find Sillica and Henrietta.”
The girls had gotten dressed and were now staring at Mark. The Silence was broken by a sound in the bushes. Everyone turned weapons drawn only to see Daisy covered in red dust a horde of eyes behind her.
Daisy( The Fungi Troop): I would very much like to hear the rest of the conversation but my master has ordered me to capture you so I propose a trade. The slimes and your lives for a signed contract.
Everyone else: “ NO!”
The Fungi Troop laughed through Daisy's lips the whole forest did.”
“ I see tales of the devil have made it to the layers! We shall see if your friendship survives your resolve.”
The shadows jumped at the party as each member blasted away. Quickly realizing that they would be over whelmed Mark Triggered his weapons skill Aura Of Protection shielding the party from harm. That didn't stop the tide of beast who seemed determined to separate the group. There was a blast as Lucy and Tal'E combined their magic showering the horde with explosions. Mark saw that Esla was running low on mana so he threw the sword her way while yelling.
Mark: “ Protect Esla slay the beast!”
The sword pulsed for a few seconds before it doubled . the copy started to spin around Esla cutting through anything that got too close, the original flew back to Mark's hand.
The battle went on for hours Mark's sword and Tal'E's staff buying the party enough time to down a potion or two when they needed. Mark looked around at the lake of gore and the horde of monsters that surrounded it suddenly having a idea.
After confirming the plan with his partner, he tried to summon Sillica.
Daisy( The Fungi Troop): “ Did you really think that would work! I have sealed your little friends away and will turn them against you! You will submit to my master. You will become one with the Labyrinth!”
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Legend of the Sexual Sage
a tale of one half orc in a world of science and magic
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