simplicity

you have always been a simple man, and now you are a girl but frankly you liked being a simple man so you decide to keep that up. You find a consignment store and get the number of a woman who makes dresses. You have her make you 10 simple black dresses in your size and 3 warmer dresses also black.

Next you buy the toiletries you think you will need and decide you should get a box of condoms as well. Finally you get a canvas messenger bag to use as a purse and some simple low top shoes you can wear without socks.