she's left him

“We’re splitting up,” Lisa says solemnly, rubbing her big belly thoughtfully.

Ryan looks at her in quiet surprise. The statement hangs there a bit. “What makes you say that?” he managed.

“He’s not only been neglecting me sexually since I became pregnant,” she sighed. “He’s always too busy for me, and we’re bleedin’ married! Plus, I want a man who’ll be turned on by me, not just the size of my belly.”

Ryan nodded slowly. “How soon, do you think?”

Lisa smiled awkwardly. “Somewhere around… a month ago.” She sighs into her coffee. “I didn’t want to drag that out, and it became pretty clear to me right quick.” She shrugs and looks a bit distant. “He does want a baby, though, and we’ve talked about leaving it with him, so you don’t have to worry about extra baggage.”

Ryan looked up in surprise. “Sorry?”

Lisa smiles hopefully at you. “I don't want you to have to expect anything with the baby, I mean. Because... well, don’t tell me nothing happened with you last night. I saw the expression on your face during that whole two-person orgy we had. Mind you, I was on my fifth or so orgasm at that point, so I might not be the best judge… but I was hoping something clicked last night.”