new contest proposal

Dear Patsy and Peggy,

You'e both incredible women and clearly willing to do the sorts of things I want a companion to do, at least when you're drunk. But you're both amateurs. I know you will get better with time, but I don't know who will become the best.

Of course, as a Time Master, I can find out. So I'll keep you both young for a month. I've set up a condo for you both to share at the address on the back and no-limit credit cards for each. In one month, I will decide which of you is most skilled at erotic arts.

Study hard.