luffy316 style

(thought this might be an interesting approach; no plan on using this character, just out of interest; feel free to try too)

Putting your feet up on a table and with a distracted scratch of your head, you answer calmly.

What your ring name, don’t need to know you REAL name weakling?
“Go by Dave sometimes, but really a stage name so my friends and relatives don't find out. More often go by Hell’s Jester. Went by Whackjob for a while, but got a bad rep after a while.”

Can you fight or are you a Jobber?
“I can fight, just not great. I mean, I’m skinny, but I’m way stronger than I look. I’m quicker and better at dodging and escaping than hitting hard, so I stick with quick moves and submissions if I’m lucky enough. Keep cool and fluid while I keep egging my opponent into a rage. Ignoring them and joking and smiling a lot really gets them going fast. No reason not to indulge in a little sexual styles now and again, though… just not enough to blow the match enjoying myself. Just as easy to hit that after the fight.”

What moves you do?
“Big on leverage and counter attacks. Not above a cheap shot or three if needed either, cuz pride‘s not as big as victory. Real flexible, so that’s handy too. Like to think there’s not a position I can wind up in I can’t either escape or still fight. Nightmare Carnival’s sort of a personal favorite. Get em in a basic hammerlock or chokehold from behind, then spin and chuck em into the turnbuckle gut first. Catch em on the rebound with a dropkick that bangs them into it again, then fisherman suplex into a pin or hold. All about bombarding them before they can figure out what’s hitting them.

“Sexually, I got the Ball-ista. I get to the top rope while my opponent’s down and naked, then jump off and use my legs to drive theirs apart just before I slam my dick inside them. Ass, pussy, all good. Can even land on their neck or chest and fuck their mouth. Little harsh, I think, but gets results, I tell ya.

“I don’t like to pull out my Titan Trump much, though, cuz it‘s real situational and I like to keep it a surprise. That’s when I get set up for a suplex or some kind of slamming move, and I catch myself with my hands, letting them take the impact (better than my head). But I use my balance and leg strength to latch onto em and whip em to the mat hard as I can. Best if I got my legs around their neck.”

What women beside me of course do you like here?
“I love strong women. By this, I mean I like women with a lot of spirit . I do like your work, actually, so don’t think yourself presumptuous. If I had a dime for every time I got off to you talking down some woman…” *shudder
“You have good taste,” she smiles.
“Becky always struck me as cool, though, if you tolerated the crazy. Mimi and Chichi are good to keep an eye on, for more reason than one. Sister Mary‘s a killer hottie, and everyone wants a piece of Mama Luv one way or the other. Miss H, too. I‘ve got a thing for real curvy women, even if it takes a little weight to give them big racks. Wise men say: “We all like to see ass and titties.”

How did Tanya Mcvan find you?
“Well, you have to realize if frigging love this show. I’ve been to a bunch of shows now, and one time I had these drunk jerk offs near me in the crowd. I’d had a few, and when they talked a lot of big talk about fucking the women and how fake it was, and just this phenomenal bullshit. They actually acted like they were going to go into the ring and prove their points, so I got fed up (plus I wasn’t exactly real sober myself…) and just tripped two of them up with a quick leg. They talked more shit about fighting me instead, and I told them I wasn’t interested in any fighting involving men. I really wasn‘t, either, so I really just kept dodging a lot and tripping them repeatedly. Never took martial arts or anything, just seen and read a lot about it, so I understand a lot of the basics of most styles. Just good with leverage, really. But I took them each down about four times without even putting down my beer. I wasn‘t exactly showing off, but McVan says she‘s got an eye for this kind of thing. Caught up to me at my place a few days later. Had to think about it for a while, being the lazy wannabe-pacifist that I am, but eventually took it.”

Do you acknowledge my royalty?
“I acknowledge that you are royalty, yea. Your story sounds legit enough. Just that you don’t have much of an empire so much as a cleaning staff.” She raised her hand to slap. “But like I said, I know you could probably kick my ass, and I gotta respect that,” you add cooly.
She hesitated for a bit, then sat back down. “Fair enough.”