Chapter 3
by 
Thaumy
who comes through the door
an orc barbarian
you see an orc barbarian, her large muscular frame barely covered by only two pieces of clothing, with a small hide bikini top covering her large melon sized breasts and a hide skirt covering her wide hips and plump ass. as you check her out she continues to walk up to the counter, when she reaches it she drops a great axe on the counter, as she this does you flinch as you hear the loud thunk and the creak of wood.
"identify it" she says in a gruff but feminine voice
"that will be 10 gold upfront" you say meekly
"WHAT" she says with a look of exasperation "but it doesn't cost you anything, I don't think you know who I am, I'm a hero, now you are going to identify this item for me and you are going to do it for free as payment for me not burning this place down to the ground for such transgressions" she says pointing her finger dangerously close to your face
"mam this is a business I need to make a profit" as you say this you sigh knowing what's going to happen
as the barbarian hears this you see one of her eyes twitch with a look of pure rage as she picks up the axe and holds it high above her head at the exact moment your glyph of warding activates.
what happens
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope