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"We want you to bring us Dark Queen Elizabeth's chastity belt." The witches tell you in unison. "We feel if she were to get laid every once in awhile then she might not be so uptight. Hell, she might even become a Light Queen."

"So how would I go about retrieving this?" You ask.

"You must travel to London and seduce the Queen."

"Oh. Which way is London?" The witches point behind you, so you turn around and find yourself mere inches from a 50 foot tall stone wall. Stepping back you see a door a couple feet to the left. A sign on the door reads, "Welcome to London....No French allowed." Looking back behind you, the witches are gone. Your not sure how, if you are able to get the chastity belt, you'll be able to get it back to them.

But you cannot worry about that right now. You walk up to the large doors, and not knowing what else to do, you knock. A man yells from the other side for you to wait just a minute. A moment later he opens the door just a peek.

"What do you want?" The gatekeeper asks.

"Umm...To enter?" You reply.

"Are ye French?"

"No. Not so much."

"Alright, then. Come on in, ye." The gatekeeper swings the door open, and you step through into London. Your jaw immediately drops and your eyes go wide when you realize the whole city is themed around ---