Sci-fi

The city is filled with towering (and I mean towering. like 10,000 feet tall!) buildings, flying cars, and strange silver jumpsuit clad/blue skinned people. You are a little disappointed. You kind of wanted them to be green skinned because you always found She-Hulk hot. Wait, was that you or was that something Bill always used to say?

"Oh, come on, bitch. You know you want it!" Shouts a man from across the street to one of the blue skinned 'bitches' who just ignore him. Looking closer you see that he is a normal human like you. Looking even closer you realize that you recognize this man. But not from your real life. No, no. You know him from the big screen. Movies. It's Jay from Clerks, Clerks 2, Mallrats, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

You walk over to him and he kicks the ground and curses. "Fuck. I was going to be the first homeboy to fuck a Martian."

"Hey." You say. He looks you up and down.

"Sup." Jay responds. You both stare at each other for several minutes.

"You holding?" Is all you can think to say to break the silence.