amuse him

Leo saw the envelopes Penny laid on the table. He saw one for his dad. "You know, Penny, Dad wants all mail to come through me before it gets to him, so give me his envelope or he may cut you off."

"Ugh, fine!" said Penny. She handed Leo the envelope.

Leo did not want his dad to know about Penny's ASG. He figured his dad would figure it out soon enough, but the longer he could go without his dad knowing, the more fun he could have with Penny.

"I think it's great that tonight you are going to insist that you get to lick Dad's asshole before you beg him to fuck you up the ass. After all, you were the one who insisted upon that in the pre-nup you insisted on signing."

"Yeah, I uh, well, I had a good reason to!" said Penny.

"Well, you did tell Kayla that if you lick a man's anus and let him fuck you up the ass, you'll have him for life, and that even though licking assholes disgusted you, part of you was aroused by it."

"Why did she tell _you _that?" Penny put her hands on her hips. "Well, I'm going to..."

Leo cut her off. "Oh yeah, it's time for your exercise. All of my friends think you're so sexy, and I say it's because of your daily exercise routine."

"Oh, they do?" asked a now flattered Penny.

"Yeah, and your exercise where you duck walk around the backyard while flapping your arms and crowing like a rooster. That is not only a great exercise, but you look so dignified doing it, and that crowing keeps your voice in that sexy tone."

"Oh, please, Leo, you really need to get over me!"

Leo did not like that. "Penny, you were the one who I caught sniffing my sweaty underwear the other day while you fingered yourself."

Penny's eyes went wide. "Oh god, you didn't tell your father, did you?"

"No, but if you want me to keep it a secret, you need to admit I have no crush on me despite the fact you want me to!"

"OK, Leo, I admit it!"

"Fine, now go do your exercises. I'm going to pretend to film you, so just ignore me while you exercise."

Leo followed Penny outside. She squatted down and started duck walking while flapping her arms. "Ark-a-doodle-do!" she yelled as she waddled around the yard.

Leo filmed Penny while he filmed her making a fool of herself. He wondered what to to further make her look ridiculous.