a masseur

“I’m a masseur…” you watch the brute carefully, trying to read his reactions. If he won’t believe you you’ll probably have to run fast! But apparently he does, what encourages you to continue: “… I have an appointment with Mrs. Alba.” Again you pause and look for his reaction; again you can’t find any sign for you to escape, so you decide to push your luck a little more. “I’m supposed to wait for her in her trailer, but I kinda got lost. Would you be so kind and bring me there?” You confirm this with your best smile while the guard surveys you. The seconds stretch into years while you wait for his answer.

Finally he grunts: “Alright! Follow me, sir!” You let out the breath you didn’t realize you were holding and hurry to catch up. “How did you manage to get that job, you lucky bastard?” he chuckles slightly, “Massaging that tight ass of hers? Sonofabitch, I’d give my left nut to get my hands on that!”

You grin with him, deciding to make something up to make your story more believable: “Yeah, I had to bribe my colleague to get that, man! Cost me enough to get a chance to get here!” He laughs. “Yes, mate, but whatever you were paying, it was worth it! Damn, you know, seeing that fine piece of ass strut around on the set all day, knowing that you’ll never be able to get your hands on that… Jez! That’s like fucking hell! And you lucky motherfucker come here and get paid to knead her like dough! God really loves you, man…” You arrive in front of a trailer and points to the door. “That’s your door to heaven, man. Good luck!” He pats you on the shoulder and walks away.

You pause, looking at the door, hesitating, before you reach for the handle. You hope that Jessica isn’t there, so you can prepare for her and gain the upper hand, otherwise you’ll have to improvise fast, so Jess won’t get the opportunity to get your newfound buddy to kick your ass. But it’s early afternoon, so you’re pretty confident that she’s out there somewhere, shooting a scene. You swallow before you open the door and peek inside, seeing…