a male in the classroom

Ok now, if we are going to let a male in the classroom. Which I find ridiculous and totally bad for the class concentration and seriousness by the way, we're going to have to set up a few ground rules:

rule one: The male will sit in the front row where he will be properly supervised

rule two: The male will be required to achieve the same level of academic excellence as the other students of the class. Therefore he will be relieved of pressure when it visibly builds up.

rule three: The male will be kept naked from the waist down to allow the watchers to relieve the male should pressure accumulate in his milk bags.

rule four: As male semen is a valuable commodity it will not be wasted in the classroom. A student will be assigned to collect it and seal it.

rule five: Any student or staff may manually inspect the male student's udder and milk bags for pressure at any time.

You were aghast at these rules, where you going to be masturbated in front of the whole lecture hall? How could you go through lessons with the threat of being made hard by eager college students and then publicly masturbated in the classroom. All for your benefit according to your teacher.

You say, "But I can't be jerked off in front of the whole class !"

The busty professor, "It is the rule of this university young man that male students be allowed in the classroom and given full access to the curriculum. I don't know how you'll ever be able to concentrate if your milk bags are ready to spill over. Do you understand now?"