a helicopter

"I wish for a recovery helicopter to rescue me from this island", you say.

Jeannie blinks and an Air **** chopper appears in the sky.

"What is your next wish, Master?"

You can imagine many things you'd like to wish for; fame, fortune, women, lewd things you'd like to do to Jeannie herself; but not being the type to believe in fairies or genies, you've convinced yourself that you're either hallucinating or undergoing an elaborate NASA psychological test. It seems like something Dr. Bellows might do. So you decide to do the 'right thing'.

"I've decided to grant you your freedom; you're no longer a ****", you say.

"That's a most unusual wish. Are you sure?", Jeannie asks.

You're tempted to change your mind, but you hold steady and say, "Yes, I'm sure. You're free to do whatever you want now."

"Okay. As you wish."

Jeannie blinks and vanishes.

"I guess I was hallucinating", you mutter to yourself.

You pick up your bag and head for the helicopter, which is coming down for a landing on the beach. You briefly consider asking the pilot if he saw a blonde woman wearing a harem outfit, but decide against it. If you were hallucinating, you don't want Dr. Bellows to find out about it.

Where did Jeannie go? Is she hiding in your bag?