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"What you saw today," said Hermione. Her hands messed with the bread on the table in nervousness.

"The muff diving," I said without an ability to hold back.

"Yes, the affection," Hermione corrected with anger.

"Just listen. Before I regret not blasting you. This all started last year. Something, happened to Harry." She was talking about Potter. Everything always involved Potter.

"Something bad, and as a result. I used the Time turner, by order of Dumbledore, to save him." Hermione grew silent.

I knew that there was a legend of something called the time turner, but now I was pretty sure it was real.

"I used it the same as always. And I thought I fixed what happened. And I did, but."

Her eyes were on the verge of tears

"But some things are different now."

"What do you mean," I asked? Hermione held her tongue for a minute before continuing.

"You," said Hermione, "believe it or not. You didn't exist before the incident. And there are others."

"Oh," I said, "That's not so bad." Was she saying that I only existed because of the time turner.

"I altered reality," said Hermione, "Now anything that happens in the future, may be because of me. I could have brought back someone who will revive you know who."

"Or someone worse than you know who," I said. Hermione's face dropped.

"Yes," said Hermione. She cleared her throat.

I thought of the one question that mattered.

"So what does me not actually existing have to do with the 'affection' Cho had for you," I said?

"You do exist," said Hermione, "whether you should or not is the debate." Hermione smiled for the first time.

"Sorry." Again she cleared her throat.

"When I returned to the normal timeline, that was another change that happened." She was gay in this timeline? Is that what she was saying?

"To put it simply, I am irresistible to women in this timeline," said hermione, "Last year I was hit on so much by other girls I thought I was part of the most elaborate Bullying prank ever seen. It wasn't until the finals of last year, where I learned that girls were serious." Hermione was irresistable to women in this timeline? This itself was like the most bullshit story I had ever heard.

"I don't take advantage of girls," said Hermione, "I'm not even really attracted to women, but.. They are just so persistent sometimes."

"What about Cho Chang," I said?

"She was always a good friend," said Hermione, "and after the incident. Well, I won't hurt her."

I summarized what she had told me. And even expressed that for the most part, I believed her.

The only thing I didn't quite believe, was her being irresistible to women.

"Prove you are irresistable to women," I said.

"Prove it," she echoed?

"Yes," I said, "It should be very easy, and would further show that everything you told me was true."

She thought it over for a moment. Before she answered.