Yourself

You have chose to be yourself. Very well then, in three...two...one!

Everything goes black

Zhen Ji had a small circle of friends, which happened to include you. You were very stylish and very carefree, but sometimes self-centered.

One day, you were finding some new clothes when Ji stumbled upon you. "Fancy seeing you here, John. How are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm doing okay, thanks for asking." you replied.

She smiled before she added, "Lately, I had been thinking of the possibility of an open marriage to Cao Pi. After all, Zhang He couldn't take his eyes off of me. But...I was wondering if you pretend to be me and see if Pi doesn't mind canoodling with another woman."

"Me??" you ask, eyes widening in surprise.

"Yes, you. So...are you interested?" she asked.

"Sure." you replied, nodding in approval.

Later that night, you began to dress in one of Ji's favorite outfits, and had your hair and makeup done to resemble her as well. As you approach Cao Pi's door, you knock on it and wait for his answer.

As he opened the door, he smiled and said, "Good to see you again, Ji. Was there anything you wanted to talk about besides the next battle?"

You smile and said, in your most amorous of voices, "Oh, yes. I want nothing more than to..." before clearing your throat and finally adding, "...to make love to you tonight."

Clearly, Pi was too entranced by your looks to discover it was actually you disguising as Ji. "Is that so? Come on in..." he said, before letting you in the bedroom and closing the door behind both of you.

Unbeknownst to you, however, Ji arrived outside the bedroom, a small grin on her face as she began listening in.

Pi then sat on the edge of the bed, looking at you with great interest. Now...where to start?