Your friend Maddie.

You remember that you've agreed to meet your friend Maddie for a study session today. Maddie is a good friend of yours, but the two of you have no romantic or sexual chemistry to speak of. Of course you've thought about her while masturbating, but that's about it.

You look through the app until you see a tab labeled "People." Clicking on it, you see a header that reads "7.7 billion results found," followed by an alphabetized list of names. Could this really be a list of every person on the planet?

You enter the name "Maddie" into the search bar, only for millions of results to turn up. Then you type "Maddie Smith," returning a few thousand results. Finally, you add her middle name, and the list shrinks to just a couple people. You click on the first of these, and a (clothed) full-body picture of your friend pops up.

Your heart skips a beat. This is definitely real.

There are a variety of tabs on Maddie's profile: "General," "Aesthetic," "Society"... "Sexual"... and more. Obviously, "Sexual" is the one that sticks out the most, but that doesn't mean you have to start there.