Your family, in Blowjob Universe?!

"You've got two sisters, right? Rachel - tight little thing, that. Nice ass. " Able Master snorts and whinnies. "And Melony! God, the tits on that girl. Bigger than your head. If you can get over the fact they're literally your family - you sick fuck - I don't blame you for wanting to take a ride on those two."

"Wait, Rach and Mel? Here?" You frown at the ground awhile, deep in thought. Possibly considering the nature of this strange new world, and the family you'd left behind. The afterlife, timelines crossing, and interdimentional travel...

"You mean like, I can get them to suck my dick?"

...or not. Able Master groans and looks at you with a world weary expression. Or he would, if he could make that expression. Which he couldn't. Because he's a horse.

"What do you think, dumbass? This isn't Financial Services and Banking Universe."

Growing up, you'd jerked off to photos of both your sisters at various points. To be fair, you'd jerked off to just about every hot girl on the internet, in highschool, on your street...

"Fuck it, a hole's a hole. Beam me up, Scotty!" You strike a heroic pose.

Able just shakes his head and mutters.

"Before you go, listen up. Don't go blaming me if you find any inconsistencies."

You stare blankly at the talking horse.

"Inco what now?"

"You know, people talking about scenes that never happened. I can't seem to zap folks into different threads without some random cosmic voyeur messaging me about editing and shit. Blowjob Universe is a messy place. The timelines here are about as well-kept as a bitch's makeup after a rigorous throat pounding. Don't worry about it."

You pull your finger out your nose and flick away the booger. You tend to stop listening when big words get used. "Huh?"

"Great. Say hello to your folks for me."

A blinding flash of light forces you to shield your eyes. Your stomach does a cartwheel as you feel yourself falling through nothing.