Your canine cousin, Vinnie

You call up Vinnie.

"Hey, how's my favorite fox cousin doing?" Vinnie asks.

"I've been better," you say, and you explain about the intruder in your apartment.

"What?" Vinnie exclaims. "You just hang tight, cuz, and I'll be there in five minutes."

It's a long five minutes before Vinnie arrives. He's brought a coil of rope with him. You show him the unconscious lion and Vinnie trusses him up good and tight.

"I'm gonna take this bad boy to meet some friends of mine," Vinnie says. "He won't never bother my pretty cousin again."

Vinnie's a bit protective of his female relatives sometimes. It's a bit cute... but that lion is actually sort of cute, too. You're not sure you want his arms and legs broken.