Your Mom Doesn't Notice

Your mom gave you an odd look. "Honey, are you okay? You seem very agitated. Is everything okay?"

"Sure. Of course. Nothing's wrong," you said, maybe a little too fast.

She eyed you a bit suspiciously, but then shrugged her shoulders and left, saying on her way out "Dinner will be ready in about two hours, so don't eat any junk food before then, okay?"

"Sure, Mom," you said, feeling immense relief when your mom closed your bedroom door.

Feeling that you dodged a bullet there, you turned your attention to the package. Part of you didn't want anything to do with the faggy thing. But another part of you was too curious to stop from looking. So with that, you opened the package.

Inside the box was ...