Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

Mojo watched the image of Spider-Man stopping a bank robbery on one of the screen and knew that he had his star. The down on his luck hero would be a perfect start to this new direction for Mojo's show.

At first, Mojo thought that he would just increase the hero's libido until he couldn't control himself, but then he had a better, more devious idea. Mojo would amp up the sex drives of everyone around the wallcrawler and let the hero deal with every woman in his life throwing themselves at him.

The long nails of his fingers raced across the keyboard as he made the proper alterations for his plan...

"No need for your thanks, officers," Spider-Man said as he swung away from the bank on a webline, dodging bullets as he went, "It's all in a day's work for Spider-Man." The cops stopped shooting as he disappeared around the corner. "Sheesh, you'd think that I'd get alittle respect around here, being a hero and all. I mean I've probably saved the world four or five times already..."

Spider-Man continued to swing his way across the city, keeping an eye out for anyone who needed his help. After half an hour with no action, he was thinking that it was pretty dead tonight and that he just might head home and spend some quality time with his supermodel wife, Mary Jane.