How will you reply?

You offer some belated birthday bumps

Léa's earlier comment about her own most recent birthday is still floating around in your mind as the two of you head for the door and on an impulse you ask whether she received the traditional spanking or not this year.

"Actually, no, Jaques," she replies over her shoulder. "It was just before I came here and, to be honest, birthday spankings are not all that common back home. At least I only have to wait a couple of months for my next one!"

"Well, you shouldn't have to miss out on something just because you weren't in the right place at the right time, Léa. Why don't I give you last year's bumps tonight? Let you know what you have to look forward to in a few weeks."

"What, here? Oh, but it would be so embarrassing in front of strangers, Jaques."

You think that's rather the point, but if it improves your chances of getting to smack that shapely behind (and claim a tip), then you're willing to offer another option.

"We could always go to your place, or mine, if you wanted some privacy."

"Well, my flat is just around the corner from here…" It seems like she's considering it, so you try to seal the deal by reassuring her that it's just a bit of fun and you won't be taking a pair of pliers to her intimate areas.