You know what kind of story this is, right?

"So long, cheapskate!" The landlord says as he and his men unceremoniously dump Lauren on her big, soft ass right on the grass.

"Wow, THAT'S Lauren?!" Someone gasps in the crowd.

"I thought she was taller?"

"I thought she had boobs!"

"I thought she was a woman! That's just a naked... uh... goblin!"

"She's got a nice ass though. I'd love to bury my face in that!"

"No way, that thing's huge!"

Tears well up on the blushing, stunned woman's face as the crowd mercilessly mocks her and laughs at her misfortune.

Granted, she's never been a good neighbor. She's always making too much noise and dumping trash everywhere and hypocritically filing complaints with the landlord or calling the cops on them. But this?

"I... stop..." Lauren weakly sniffles as she struggles to her feet, one hand across her smooth, sensitive crotch as the other arm goes to cover her breasts.

She looks around in a daze. If she can get some clothes on, then she can start to move on and get back to life as normal. Hey, wait a minute!

"My stuff? Where's my stuff?!" Lauren asks as she looks around for her expensive possessions.

"Oh, was that all yours?" Asks someone in a mocking tone from the crowd. "We thought it was being given away!"

The crowd bursts into laughter at poor Lauren's expense.

"That was a nice tv, by the way!"

"And the couch was pretty good too!"

"Wait, you mean...?" Lauren asks as the direness of her situation really starts to hit her.

"It's not yours any more!" Says one of Lauren's former neighbors, a chubby woman with long blonde hair that is now wearing one of Lauren's expensive, designer blazers.

It's too small for her, and she can't actually close it up, but she doesn't care.

"Thanks for the jewelry too!" Says another greedy girl, sporting Lauren's gold earrings.

"G-give those back!" Lauren snaps as she lunges at the women, re-exposing herself in the process. "Those are mine!"