You kidnap her

Living life in Hollywood can be a pain sometimes, but thanks to certain "friends" you have in town, you know where every major celebrity lives and works in town.

You, like many others, have always had a crush on Ashley Benson, the big-titted blonde from "Pretty Little Liars".

You also have a previous police record in another part of the country that you somehow managed to throw enough money at to make disappear.

Included in that are **** charges, as well as aggravated sexual ****, and seeing Ashley every week on your TV makes you want to add her to that list.

Using the friends in low places you have, you decide to take a trip to visit her on the PLL set and try to penetrate their impenetrable fortress.

But seeing how much security is on the set, you change gears once you arrive there and decide to take another course of action.