You got it, chuckles!

An hour after short-stack and I had our meaningful exchange and fifty-nine minutes after I decided I didn't like him, the doctor came back into the room. Next to him was a little nerdy looking guy with a laptop and a face that went from nervous to love-struck as his eyes went from the guys to the girls. That guy was trying to muscle into my action? Fat chance, ya little weasel.

"Stand," he said. The doctor, not his gangly sidekick. We stood. "I have a job for you all. At 3:15 today, the head of the American Smut and Female Objectification Abolition Organization, or ASFOAO, will be arriving in our humble little city. I want two of you to eliminate him."

I raised my hand. "I'm sorry, 'eliminate'? As in, kill him?"

"Yes. Now, he will be arriving via Greyhound, which means he will be open to attack well before he gets into the city. God bless his organization's cheapness. Now, as I said, two of you..."

"Hey, uh...I know I took vows and all, but I've never killed anyone before and frankly I'd rather not start." That was only half-true. I had killed a few people and I didn't really feel that overwhelming guilt everyone thought I should have. But I killed because they were gonna kill me, and I didn't want to do it again because this dick hole told me to. But I had taken vows, so I guess it was 1/4 true.

"Then you have volunteered for this mission," doc said.

"Yeah, except, no I didn't."

"You expressed wishes not to do something I would have you do. Therefore, you will be the one to do it. Not only that, but the other will act solely as backup. You will be the one who takes down the target, Deadpool! I will not tolerate hesitation."

"Thats horsepucky, Doc," Sabertooth said like he was objecting testimony. "If the new kid doesn't wanna get his precious li'l hands dirty, lemme do it! Come on, I ain't killed nobody in a month, and I'm itchin' for some fun!"

"No, Sabertooth! Deadpool must learn that if I say something needs done, his morality will not stop it from being done. However, as I am a kind man, and because charity is a virtue so sayeth The Lord, I will allow agent Deadpool to choose his backup. You may pick anyone here."