You get the place ready and get ready for work

Most of the rest of your Sunday goes by just getting your house ready and you get ready for work on Monday.

The delivery truck finally arrives and you have your couches, dresser, king size bed, television and everything else you need. You start to walk and strut with an **** amount of confidence as you go about your daily routine. Your new neighbor was an absolute smoke show and you’ve had a threesome with her after barely knowing her for 24 hours. You lay down on your extremely comfortable memory foam bed and you receive a text from Sam.

“Hey mister, I’m going to the gym today- you should come!!!”

You respond with an arm emoji to tell her you’d love to go.

Prior to going to the gym, Sam comes over to check out your newly furnished place.

“Wow, you have great taste”’she says as she looks at all your decor.

“I don’t see roommates, how can you afford to live here by yourself?” Sam asks.

“I actually own the house. I have a great job and I also inhereted enough money from my aunt to buy this house outright. But I wouldn’t mind a roomie if the right one came along. Hey! Have you seen the pool? I had it built!” You State grabbing Sam by the hand and leading her to your backyard.

Sam remembered construction but she hadn’t seen the pool. She was blown away by the hot tub, rock waterfall and water slide.

“Hey mister, i am going to be spending a lot of time here just so you know. It’s happening. But we should get to the gym or we’ll be late”

You walk out to your car and you hold the door open for her as she jumps in.

You strike up a conversation as Samantha gives you instructions on how to get to a super special and exclusive gym nearby.

“So finish this sentence... in a perfect world...” you ask

“Hmm, in a perfect world there would be world peace... and turn left and it will be on the right” Samantha says.

“Wow that’s a really good answer, mine was I could have all the milkshakes I wanted and not worry about calories” you respond jokingly