You finish your meal.

After that strange encounter with that stool that now resides inside of you and after making a mental note to use chairs with arms on them, you get around to milking yourself. A minute later you flop down on your couch and rest the bowl of cereal on your cleavage. You flip on the television and a news station comes up. Nothing too exciting is going on. You rest your head back after you finish your cereal. Putting the bowl to the side you notice a bag next to the table. Curious, you get up and grab it. Digging inside, you find womens' clothes. A short blue skirt and a green cotton sweater are the only pieces that aren't swimwear or underwear. Maybe these are for you? You get the idea to put them on. The skirt has a hook so you start by wrapping it around your waist. After a few minutes of effort you stretch it enough to make the hook catch. You see the skirt streches over your huge hips but doesn't cover them fully and in the back doesn't go past the hump of your big butt. You find similar results with the sweater as you manage to use your nipples as hooks to hold the material down that far. Well, you ruined these rather quickly.