You find yourself in James's Car

Looking around, you see the dashboard and are rather startled that you are suddenly in a car. "At least, it's adjusted properly, you muse able to reach the steering wheel and pedals perfectly matching James size," you think as you admire the interior's design and the leather everything! Plus, the sound system. You're not even sure what you are driving but you think it must be a higher end Audi or BMW.

Really, you don't care so much as you turn on the engine and hear it roaring to life. You figure now would be a great time to drive to your new digs and get used to your new life. Looking around for something with James's old and your 'new' address on it, you open the glove compartment finding a gun, a bag of cocaine, a bag of Viagra pills and 'your' insurance papers. Laughing at the Viagra pills and admiring the gun for the moment, you can't help but feel a little amused at all the things you are learning about James. Taking out the paper, you quickly find out where you are going.

Whipping out your phone and bringing up Google maps, you stop and realize you still have your old phone. Your wish only changed the clothing. Quickly, you wish James phone would turn into your old phone and all your passwords for your ATM pin, email, banking information and everything was changed to his old passwords. You wish James's old passwords were all updated to yours. Wishing up the latest phone with all your apps, contacts, data and all of James's contacts to be filled into it. Your phone morphs in your hand to a phone with a much larger screen, faster and running the latest Android. It takes a tiny bit to get used to the UI but then you just wish you were used to using this phone and instantly find your way thru it.

"Sweet," you reply to nobody in particular. Knowing you could drive home having an idea where he lives. Of course, the swanky area of town in an apartment building whose apartment number suggests he lives on the top floor. "Mmmm, you think to yourself...penthouse?"

Just for fun, you go check your bank balance to see how much money you have in your bank account on your mobile app. Checking the first account on the list, "Holy crap! $127,034 dollars and 69 cents in cash?" Looking at the deposits and withdrawals, you notice at the end of each month there seems to be about 40 or so deposits ranging from $4400 to $7900 dollars and a bunch of automatic transfers of money out to a few different mortgages. It seems James 'was' in possession of at least 40 pretty valuable properties and at least three quarters without any mortgages at all.

It continues to surprise you just how rich James and slowly start to understand his doucheyness. The guy must have been confident as hell knowing he had all the money in the world, the nicest clothes, -- now on your back, you muse -- a great car and everything going for him. Even a hot fiancee. When you scroll down and notice inbetween those deposits, a withdrawal 4 times a week to "Alexandra Entertainment Services" in the amount of $600 to $1,200?! dollars. Quickly switching to your contacts, you see an entry for Alexandra Entertainment Services. Wishing you had James voice, you dial the number...

"Alexandra Entertainment Services, how may we serve you today?" asked the receptionist.

"Uh, Hi. It's James," you awkwardly stutter having never used and escort service, "I'd like a girl."

"If it isn't our favorite customer! Who do you want today? In the mood for Mika or Sylvanna? Both? Overnight as usual?" inquired the receptionist.