You do, actually

Some women can pull off the "dressed-down" look better than others, and even though it was probably just the massive years-long crush you've had on Lee Ann talking, you certainly counted her among that when you saw that she was dressed in a ratty t-shirt and a holey pair of blue jeans for her meet and greet.

"Hi Lee Ann...been a big fan for years," you tell her as you introduce yourself to her, trying to hide your growing boner in your pants long enough to see if you could actually get anywhere with her.

"Well...it's a pleasure to meet you after all these years then John," she breezily tells you, giving you your autographed photo and sending you on your way, but not without a special gift.

"I'm not really supposed to do this," she whispers to you, "because what I just gave you is supposed to be for fan club members only. But since you're such a big fan of mine, why don't you go ahead and meet me on the bus later for the more intimate show?"

Some would see that as an unexpected opportunity to share the experience of a lifetime with their favorite artist.

You saw it as just the chance you were looking for to try and bed Lee Ann.

All you had to do was make sure you were the last one left on her bus at the end of the night to put your plan in action.