You argue like a big jerk and get punished like a little bitch

“Fuck that,” you say. “I can hold my own in a fight.”

Power Girl puts her fists on her hips. “Oh you can?”

“Yeah! You’re a good fuck and all, but I signed up to be a sidekick so I can bust some supervillain heads!”

There’s a gust of wind and a blur in front of you. Power Girl is still standing at the foot of the bed with her fists on her hips, but now she’s wearing her costume again.

The ripped blonde grabs one of your ankles and flies out the window. She drags your naked body behind her upside down. There’s no avoiding looking down now, the city rushes underneath and you scream. It recedes further and further away until you can see the entire city below.

Power Girl stops and lifts your ankle over her head so it’s easier for her to look down at you. “What were you saying about you being able to hold your own in a fight?”

You whimper.

“Oh, not gonna answer me? That’s insubordination.” She lets go of your ankle. For a split second you freefall before she grabs both your ankles in one gloved hand and holds you straight up and down like a doctor holding a new-born baby. You’re facing away from her, so you can’t see how angry she is. The wind whistles through the crevices of your naked body.

WHAM! Intense pain like you’ve never felt fires into your ass.

“Whoops,” says Power Girl, “did I spank your butt too hard? Maybe you should check it with your X-Ray vision. Oh, that’s right, you don’t have super powers. I’ll have to check for you. Hmm, no broken bones, I guess I can spank harder.”

Smack after smack rains down on your ass. The pain is incredible, but the gorgeous blond superheroine’s laughter almost hurts worse.