You are interupted

“Fffuck!” you whimper your hands hovering just a few inches from where your wedding tackle used to hang “This is crazy. I like pussy as much as the next guy but not like this!"

Your mind races thinking about all the implications of suddenly having a cunt. Squatting to piss, feminine hygiene, Will you get periods, can you get knocked up now?

"Oh hell no!" you reject the whole idea "That spooky bitch is fixing this right now. Umm, just as soon as figure out how to get this thing started.”

You run your finger gently over the soft folds of your new sex. The way it makes you shiver is only partly because it’s weird touching yourself like this. There's no denying the fact it's also because it feels pretty nice down there. Kinky it seems is your word of the day.

There doesn't seem much point in delaying so you settle down and steel yourself to venture into the unknown.

You are just about to get the party started when you hear the front door bang open. On reflex you leap to your feet, snatching up a cushion to cover your nakedness as Steve your roommate walks in.

“Hey, buddy.” He says as he shrugs off his jacket, distracted by the morning post “I got off early, fancy catching a movie…?”

His question trails off as he takes in the scene. You naked and glowing red with embarrassment. The used Kleenex on the floor, the porn montage still playing on the T.V.

“Ah.” He says clearly embarrassed and backing toward the door “I should come back later. Give you your space.”

For a moment you want to let him go. Letting him think he caught you with your pants down would be easier than telling him the truth. You hesitate until he's at the door before you speak.

"Wait" you call "it's not what you think"

Before he can say another word you pour out the whole story, minus one or two of the more sordid details. You watch as his face goes from embarrassed to puzzled to flat out incredulous.

"Dude, seriously, seek help you are tripping. I mean that's just crazy..." his voice trails off as you drop the cushion to the floor to reveal the smooth cleft between your legs.

"No way!" His voice is a shocked squeak "That... it's... you've got a cunt?"

"That's what I've been telling you numb nuts, what I need to know is how to get this" you brandish your magically severed cock at him "back where it belongs without that bitch screwing me again."

"Okay. Sure I get it." He seems to collect himself "Why don't you get cleaned up, I'm going to get a drink and think it over."