You also caught a naughty cat

You suddenly turn your head toward a shadowy place in the room, a content grin on your face. "You can show yourself. It's a pity to hide such a beauty in the dark."

You hear a grunt, and a figure you love to see walk into the light. Shihōin Yoruichi, former captain of the second division and probably one of the most beautiful women in animation. She seems annoyed. "When did you noticed me?"

"I knew you were here for the start." To be perfectly honest, you made sure to place her in this spot when you created this reality but it would be too complicate to explain, and not worth it. "Since you've seen everything, I guess you deduced what I have to say to you."

She sighs. "I won't pretend I don't know men are attracted to me. It looks like you're creating yourself a little harem of sexy shinigami, and you don't hesitate to use **** to **** the women you have your eyes on to enter it. Actually, I think it even turns you on since you could have simply **** Rangiku without bothering to talk to her." She looks at you with passionate hate. "You have Soi Fon in your jails, and if I don't become one of your concubines you will **** her one way or another. But I guess you won't promise me to simply leave her go away if I accept, since as a captain she could retaliate and cause you troubles."

You chuckle and slowly applaud. "Not bad. As expected from a smart woman, you're almost correct. I don't want you as my concubine, but rather as my wife."

She is unamused. "A wife? You don't strike me as the romantic type."

You grin at her again and reply "Don't flatter yourself too much. Yes, you're one of the sexiest women in my realm and beyond, but it remains political. You may have straid away in the past century, but you're still part of one of the most prominent noble family in the Seireitei and a bride from their ranks will help them accept me as their sovereign." You actually don't care much about the noble houses, they are a plot point the author never really elaborated and you could as simply erase them out of existence, but you're sort of doing roleplay right now and it looks like a fitting and interesting idea to follow. Besides, if you _had to _be honest, having Yoruichi as your wife doesn't sound that terrible. And you would love to fuck her while she's wearing a traditional japanese wedding gown.

Anyway, you're still waiting for her answer.