You Want To Win

You just stand there, looking at bob. He couldn't be serious could he?

On one hand you really liked what you've done in your losses so far, but in another, bob hasn't taken many losses and now he just wants you to not even try? you want to win!

"No way", you tell him "we're playing today"

Bob is taken by surprise by your answer. he zips himself back up, and gets off his couch.

"come on man, you know you'll just lose" he says, teasing you.

"i'm serious man lets do this" you say, not backing down. "the winner masturbates on the losers ass"

Bob looks frustrated.