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Chapter 24
by
A.Dent
Wanna Play Post Office?
You Be The Stamp...
I was still trying to get my bearings as the door closed behind me. "Alright girls...just to be on the same page, what the fuck is going on?"
"OOoh. I thought Jackie would have told you." Salli sputtered. "You see, back when you moved in, she and I were both gunning for you. You're the only guy who's even moderately attractive in the entire neighborhood."
Jackie interjected at that. "Well, there are a couple hot guys, but a couple are gay, the rest are gigantic assholes."
"Exactly. Well, she had an unfair advantage in living next door to you. I made sure I always had this route, but apparently there just weren't enough packages coming your way to get my foot in the door. Or your cock in my..." Salli trailed off, as she grazed my clothed dick with her hand. "You lucky bitch."
"Girlfriend, you don't know the half of it. Anyway, we've been friends for a while..." Jackie seemed a bit puzzled at that, as if she was still discovering her relationship with the blonde delivery driver who was now openly groping her husband while unbuttoning her uniform.

"So, when I managed to land the white whale we were both going after, I offered her a consolation prize. I told her that if she got me a certain toy I've been trying to find, I'd let her have a go at you."
"Took me forever too. Your little lady over there has...specific tastes." With that, Jackie withdrew a large dildo out of the box. "Though, I think I've figured out what inspired her interest. So, you're going to watch us?"

"Fuck yes I'm going to watch my husband fuck you into next week. I've already got my spot. Now. Entertain me!"
Salli looked a little taken back by just how quickly Jackie had disrobed and worked the rubber cock down her throat. "Okay then. If she picked that dick for the reason I think she did, I'm going to need a bit of...OOF!"
I pulled Salli's short shorts down her thighs, and yanked her to the floor. Diving beneath her legs, I attacked her muff with gusto. "Holy shit...Mark likes going down on women? I should have just come by everyday and hand delivered your mail to you! Oooh...right there!"

Salli seemed to be paralyzed by pleasure as I worked her twat over. After she had flooded my face the first time, I moved in with my hand and brought her clit into the game. "Sounds like Marky-boy found one of your spots Sal. I wonder if he'll find the others..." At this point, Jackie had pulled the saliva slick dildo out of her mouth and was rubbing it along her moist snatch. When I set her friend off on her second orgasm she opted to start playing director. "Fuck her from behind Mark! Drive your dick so deep into her little cunny that she will be able to taste your cum!"
"As you wish dear." Offering Salli a hand, I helped her to her feet. She quickly kicked off her shorts, but left the thigh high boots on, and then leaned over the arm of my recliner.
As I ran my hands over her firm ass cheeks, she began purring at me. "Oooh...Mark. No one has ever licked me like that. I might just try and move in. What do you think, could I be your little bitch? I'd sleep at the foot of your bed."
"Mark," Jackie had sat up and mirrored her friend's position. "Show this little doggy what you do to begging bitches."

Salli's fluids were visibly dripping down her legs. She was certainly wet enough. I gave out a theatrical ::gasp::, "Oh no, bad doggy. You're not supposed to be on the furniture!" Bringing my hand down quickly on her upturned ass provoked a loud squeal and moan from the delivery driver. Before she had a chance to formulate a response, I stepped forward and fully inserted my dick into her drooling snatch. Well, not quite.
"Ooh...FUCK! I can't take anymore! No one has ever gotten that much dick in me. Shit...fuck me Mark, fuck me like the little bitch I am."
"Hmm...I don't know Salli, I don't think you really want me to fuck you. I mean, you couldn't even take my entire dick. There's still a couple inches. Maybe I should just pull out." I began to lean away from her as I spoke.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!" The panting blonde practically screamed, her kegel muscles slamming down so tightly that they actually halted my retreat. "I want you to fuck me!"
"If you insist. But, remember you asked for it." With that I began hammering Salli for all she was worth, her moans and pants quickly overcoming her ability to hold a conversation. Jackie kept pace with us, as she and Salli hit peak after peak before the blonde final fell face first into the chair's cushioning. Time for the knock out blow.
"Oooh...Mark...her eyes are rolled all the way back. You've fucked her brains out." Jackie shivered as she came again.
"Are you ready Salli? Are you ready for my cum?"
"Ogh...yes. Yes!"
"Well, if the bad little doggy wants it, she's going to have to ask for it."
"Please! Please, will you give me your cum Mark?"
"Tsk. Tsk. That's not how a dog would ask, is it?"
Salli caught on quicker than I thought she would, given the situation. "WOOF! WOOF! BOW-WOW! GRRR...YIP. AAAROOOOOOOOO!" Salli howled as she and I came at the same time. Her bald quim squeezing my dick while I painted her insides white.
"Holy fuck. Jackie...I was just blathering when I mentioned moving in, but after that, I might have to."
"We weren't really thinking about taking on roommates, but for you, we'll talk about it. Sound fair? Now don't you have to get back your route?"
"Hey, if I have to buy you a dildo a month as part of the utilities, it'd be worth it. Fuck, you're right. I gotta go." Salli was digging through the piles of clothes, trying to find her uniform. While she put her top on (that had managed to get caught on the ceiling fan) Jackie and I hunted around for her shorts.

We were digging into the couch cushions when we heard a question that sent a chill down my spine and had Jackie swearing under her breath. "Oh hey, this is cool. Where'd you get this thing?"
Whatever Could She Have Found?
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